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Added on 08/06/08 by
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 Life in the Can Session B Ep 5 MP3
For Episode: 5
Length: 20:50
Size: 14.3 mb
Format: mp3
Spelling the site domain
Married to a celebrity
The closer you get to celebritydom
The closer you get to dumpsterdom
You "Million Dollar" race hat from the horse track
The swag t-shirt
You dumpster times are gaining
Wearing someone else's pants
My China business will crush
I am so excited for The Great American Yard Sale
It is the time I live for
It's my Super Bowl
On my way to fame and fortune, but I want to camp out at the sale
That makes no sense
The person first in line get's to be in the newspaper
Sure, make sure to wear your spanks
China is heavy and fragile
I can't move quickly with it
You should hire some mercenaries
People that humped through jungles
Maybe get a donkey
Waiting outside a recruiting office
How about one night son?
Whatever kind of weather we'll face it together
One mission, son . . . make me money
I don't need someone who'll take up a lot of my tent
Finding a tic free tent
I won't sleep
You are risking your life
My industry is no different than any other on the planet
Why aren't you working a real job?
Devoting time to this
I just tell people I'm retired
What do you do?
Just try to stay busy
That's what retired people say
I pulled you from the gutter and pushed you into the middle class
I am exhausted
It's a junkapalooza
Does Road Rash Nipples show up for this?
He calls me his friend
I come to Goodwill to look at the people
He comes to talk with his friends
I then run away and do a lap
Working the resale shop
I've got a route that I develop
It's really a system for wealth creation
People with clean cars have disorders
Sweep up the donut bits
They probably don't go to drive-thru's
I need a completely rubberized car
You should make your own car
We'll get you a kit
The Ute from Australia could be for you
I got the car terms for you
It worries me, honestly
For the last few days all I have thought about are cars
You've got a kitty on the driveway making a mess
They're called creepers, baby
I got mad skills
A real mechanic can get on cardboard
Creepers are for bitches
Riding with cardboard is hardcore
I've been dreaming about my relationship to the world
As it pertains to vehicles
Well, you're going to be vehicleless in a few weeks
Is it like your penis?
You should get your leaky penis off the driveway
Ordinances pass just for your family
Living right next to the highway
It made a difference on my relationship with travel
There was a significant impact on my life
My environment was filled with cars
It get's dark in the middle of nowhere
I bet you had a hard time sleeping at sleepovers in the country
I did
The bears and the moose that commonly seen
Looking for the dead body in the tarp
This is scary movie country
No street lights, I get freaked out
Need to light that up
Where are all the people?
They don't have electricity
Do you guys want to see the haunted house?
Hell, yeah
Kids said the same
You should do movie trailer voice overs
Hell, yeah
In a prison before time . . .
Who are we? "We" are Kris Smith and Betsy Smith, no relation, and Croncast was our first podcast. From Nov. 2004 to June of 2008 we created 500 thirty-minute episodes, all freely available at www.croncast.com.
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Hey Kris and Betsy,
Listening to the uncut you put up today, and I wanted to stop in and tell you that the Element is indeed a prime Goodwiller car. I drive one, with the back seats removed, and it is perfect. I can fit anything into it, and no matter how nasty it gets, it's easy to clean out. Great for dogs, too, because you can just hose it out. It's awesome.
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Posted by: Grace
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