wheels | Life in the Can Kris Smith and Betsy Smith http://www.lifeinthecan.com This is the keyword feed for wheels. Coming together for 3 great shows a week, just like they did for 500 episodes of Croncast (http://croncast.com), Betsy Smith and Kris Smith, no relation, bring you the stay at home comedian and Mr. B at their best to make you laugh like no other podcast. Tighten your abs with funny. en-us Life in the Can 2008 Yes life in the can, comedy, funny, parenting, naperville, suburbs, eBay, goodwill, resale, kris smith, betsy smith, croncast This is the keyword feed for wheels. Coming together for 3 great shows a week, just like they did for 500 episodes of Croncast (http://croncast.com), Betsy Smith and Kris Smith, no relation, bring you the stay at home comedian and Mr. B at their best to make you laugh like no other podcast. Tighten your abs with funny. This is the keyword feed for wheels. Coming together for 3 great shows a week, just like they did for 500 episodes of Croncast (http://croncast.com), Betsy Smith and Kris Smith, no relation, bring you the stay at home comedian and Mr. B at their best to make you laugh like no other podcast. Tighten your abs with funny. http://www.lifeinthecan.com/images/itunes.jpg wheels | Life in the Can http://www.lifeinthecan.com This is the keyword feed for wheels. Coming together for 3 great shows a week, just like they did for 500 episodes of Croncast (http://croncast.com), Betsy Smith and Kris Smith, no relation, bring you the stay at home comedian and Mr. B at their best to make you laugh like no other podcast. Tighten your abs with funny. Life in the Can croncast@gmail.com http://www.lifeinthecan.com Life in the Can 1.0 maggie crushin bmx style on the cul de sac http://www.croncast.com/rssk/2352/maggie-crushin-bmx-style-on-the-cul-de-sac_girls_yesterday.php Blog maggie crushin bmx style on the cul de sac

she threw out the training wheels yesterday and has the girls in neighborhood cheering her on. very positive experience for her.



Tags: girls yesterday wheels neighborhood cheering ]]>maggie crushin bmx style on the cul de sac

she threw out the training wheels yesterday and has the girls in neighborhood cheering her on. very positive experience for her.



Tags: girls yesterday wheels neighborhood cheering ]]> Thu, 11 Jun 2009 17:44:35 -0400 tag:lifeinthecan.com,2352 she threw out the training wheels yesterday and has the girls in neighborhood cheering her on. very positive experience for her. no girls, yesterday, wheels, neighborhood, cheering bmx bears http://www.croncast.com/rssk/2048/bmx-bears_spins_park.php Blog bmx bears

giving the new wheels some spins at the park.



Tags: spins park wheels giving bears ]]>bmx bears

giving the new wheels some spins at the park.



Tags: spins park wheels giving bears ]]> Thu, 16 Oct 2008 16:19:43 -0400 tag:lifeinthecan.com,2048 giving the new wheels some spins at the park. no spins, park, wheels, giving, bears Uncut: Session C for Episode 2 http://www.croncast.com/rssk/52/Uncut:-Session-C-for-Episode-2_Clermont-Lounge_Atlanta.php News

Life in the Can 2008-07-18 Life in the Can Ep 2 - litc-ses-c-ep-2-2008-07-18.mp3
For Episode: 2
Length: 33:26
Size: 23.0mb
Format: mp3

I'm Kris and she's Betsy
When we last left you
Betsy just vomited on a palmetto bug
As my head hit the pillow
He has the junk gene
The game face too
Prop up something with a cinder block
I woke hungover, well a bit drunk
Nothing stronger than a Marlboro Light to garage sale with
You lack the common sense to be a successful thrifter, Kris
The junk you grew up around
Not valuable to anyone
Did they pick up junk where you lived?
Taking nothing bigger than a bread box
The steel drum was your garbage can?
Sorry, didn't realize you were the Ewings
You lived a donkey kong life
It was like riding a lawn mower with two wheels
The feral cat problem brought ingenuity
Quikrete cat trap
Don't worry about pale and pudgy
You care nothing for your Mikasa garage sale set
I needed salt
Kris, it was disgusting
Nothing wrong with ordering extra ham in my omelet
And then adding a side of ham
Mark suggested ham juice
The meetup was awesome
Very low key, normal folks
You, you, with the eye contact
Catch your own live fish
Go to the bathroom now
Where we are going the bathroom is nasty
You'll have to hover at this joint
Instantly I have to pee
We're going to the Clermont Lounge
What's that?
A strip club
I don't think I am supposed to go with you, Kris
It's a hospitality issue
The Clermont is an Atlanta landmark
Blondy, she can crush beer cans with her tits, she's over 60
Oh, grandma snatch . . . I am so there
And then comes in a grandma
Not Blondy
Kris, I think it is your birthday
No, no, no, no, no
Carol slides her a $20
You looked so uncomfortable
It hurt
She begins her twisted dance of nothingness
All she had was hip slapping and nudity
Get her the denture cream
She starts to walk away
Turns quickly
Puts her leg on table
Other one in my chair
Pulls up her skirt, "Bam, Peach Cobbler"
I've seen it all
Grandma stripper, check

Who are we? "We" are Kris Smith and Betsy Smith, no relation, and Croncast was our first podcast. From Nov. 2004 to June of 2008 we created 500 thirty-minute episodes, all freely available at www.croncast.com.





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Tags: Clermont Lounge Atlanta Peach Cobbler feral cats thrifting ]]>

Life in the Can 2008-07-18 Life in the Can Ep 2 - litc-ses-c-ep-2-2008-07-18.mp3
For Episode: 2
Length: 33:26
Size: 23.0mb
Format: mp3

I'm Kris and she's Betsy
When we last left you
Betsy just vomited on a palmetto bug
As my head hit the pillow
He has the junk gene
The game face too
Prop up something with a cinder block
I woke hungover, well a bit drunk
Nothing stronger than a Marlboro Light to garage sale with
You lack the common sense to be a successful thrifter, Kris
The junk you grew up around
Not valuable to anyone
Did they pick up junk where you lived?
Taking nothing bigger than a bread box
The steel drum was your garbage can?
Sorry, didn't realize you were the Ewings
You lived a donkey kong life
It was like riding a lawn mower with two wheels
The feral cat problem brought ingenuity
Quikrete cat trap
Don't worry about pale and pudgy
You care nothing for your Mikasa garage sale set
I needed salt
Kris, it was disgusting
Nothing wrong with ordering extra ham in my omelet
And then adding a side of ham
Mark suggested ham juice
The meetup was awesome
Very low key, normal folks
You, you, with the eye contact
Catch your own live fish
Go to the bathroom now
Where we are going the bathroom is nasty
You'll have to hover at this joint
Instantly I have to pee
We're going to the Clermont Lounge
What's that?
A strip club
I don't think I am supposed to go with you, Kris
It's a hospitality issue
The Clermont is an Atlanta landmark
Blondy, she can crush beer cans with her tits, she's over 60
Oh, grandma snatch . . . I am so there
And then comes in a grandma
Not Blondy
Kris, I think it is your birthday
No, no, no, no, no
Carol slides her a $20
You looked so uncomfortable
It hurt
She begins her twisted dance of nothingness
All she had was hip slapping and nudity
Get her the denture cream
She starts to walk away
Turns quickly
Puts her leg on table
Other one in my chair
Pulls up her skirt, "Bam, Peach Cobbler"
I've seen it all
Grandma stripper, check

Who are we? "We" are Kris Smith and Betsy Smith, no relation, and Croncast was our first podcast. From Nov. 2004 to June of 2008 we created 500 thirty-minute episodes, all freely available at www.croncast.com.





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Tags: Clermont Lounge Atlanta Peach Cobbler feral cats thrifting ]]> Fri, 18 Jul 2008 09:00:00 -0400 33:26 tag:lifeinthecan.com,52 Life in the Can Ep 2 - litc-ses-c-ep-2-2008-07-18.mp3 For Episode: 2 Length: 33:26 Size: 23.0mb Format: mp3 I'm Kris and she's Betsy When we last left you Betsy just vomited on a palmetto bug As my head hit the pillow He has the junk gene The game face too Prop up something with a cinder block I woke no Clermont Lounge, Atlanta, Peach Cobbler, feral cats, thrifting don't try this at home http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1786/dont-try-this-at-home_worn_shopping.php Blog don't try this at home

check the scooter with the large wheels.

now you know what happens to worn out shopping carts when they disappear.



Tags: worn shopping carts disappear happens ]]>don't try this at home

check the scooter with the large wheels.

now you know what happens to worn out shopping carts when they disappear.



Tags: worn shopping carts disappear happens ]]> Mon, 26 May 2008 16:30:09 -0400 tag:lifeinthecan.com,1786 check the scooter with the large wheels. now you know what happens to worn out shopping carts when they disappear. no worn, shopping, carts, disappear, happens Scooter looses every time http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1099/Scooter-looses-every-time_wheels_destroying.php Blog Scooter looses every time

This thing stands not a chance when I hop on it.

Six feet, 240 and Hot Wheels aluminum on resin wheels . . . destroying
neighborhoods one cul de sac at a time.



Tags: wheels destroying resin neighborhoods cul ]]>Scooter looses every time

This thing stands not a chance when I hop on it.

Six feet, 240 and Hot Wheels aluminum on resin wheels . . . destroying
neighborhoods one cul de sac at a time.



Tags: wheels destroying resin neighborhoods cul ]]> Fri, 26 Oct 2007 11:12:58 -0400 tag:lifeinthecan.com,1099 This thing stands not a chance when I hop on it. Six feet, 240 and Hot Wheels aluminum on resin wheels . . . destroying neighborhoods one cul de sac at a time. no wheels, destroying, resin, neighborhoods, cul Robowagon - Volvo V70 falling apart again http://www.croncast.com/rssk/993/Robowagon---Volvo-V70-falling-apart-again_Volvo-of-Lisle_volvo-north-america.php Blog Robowagon - Volvo V70 falling apart again

The Volvo is holding up in true Slowsky curse fashion.

I bumped the mirror with a garbage can and the back of it came flying off.

Could someone please remind me why the dealership and Volvo of North America wouldn't help us out again with this disaster on wheels? Oh yeah, I said that we didn't want another Volvo and they said it's your problem not ours.

Buy not another Volvo I will.



Tags: Volvo of Lisle volvo north america Volvo v70 2006 V70 ford escort wagon ]]>Robowagon - Volvo V70 falling apart again

The Volvo is holding up in true Slowsky curse fashion.

I bumped the mirror with a garbage can and the back of it came flying off.

Could someone please remind me why the dealership and Volvo of North America wouldn't help us out again with this disaster on wheels? Oh yeah, I said that we didn't want another Volvo and they said it's your problem not ours.

Buy not another Volvo I will.



Tags: Volvo of Lisle volvo north america Volvo v70 2006 V70 ford escort wagon ]]> Fri, 21 Sep 2007 20:09:03 -0400 tag:lifeinthecan.com,993 The Volvo is holding up in true Slowsky curse fashion. I bumped the mirror with a garbage can and the back of it came flying off. Could someone please remind me why the dealership and Volvo of North America wouldn't help us out again with this disaster on wheels? Oh yeah, I said that we didn't want another Volvo and they said no Volvo of Lisle, volvo north america, Volvo v70, 2006 V70, ford escort wagon