kid | Life in the Can

kidrobot on the mast

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 20:55:27 -0400

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kidrobot nyc dunny release party

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 20:54:35 -0400

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world's largest munny at kidrobot soho nyc

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 20:51:01 -0400

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kidrobot nyc window display

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 20:48:46 -0400

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city kids - nyc

Sat, 22 Aug 2009 17:23:57 -0400

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kids are convinced that crab shells are money -

Sat, 08 Aug 2009 09:34:14 -0400

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from manpit to garage for kid watching

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 11:19:52 -0400

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On a 29 - #2 - new place

Fri, 29 May 2009 16:45:42 -0400

fun with chalk. maggie and the neighborhood kids had all this great stuff just waiting to be seen.

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proof that @FWRTim and @cajunnan were in Naperville with @croncast

Tue, 26 May 2009 14:40:12 -0400

thanks again for lunch guys! we had a great time and so did the kids.

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toasted mellows and chocolate syrup for two

Tue, 26 May 2009 08:17:17 -0400

the kids had a messy blast yesterday at jeanie's compound roasting marshmallows with chocolate syrup toping.

we had the topings to make smores but i know my kids and their patience.

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kidrobot soho - earth to mothership nyc

Sun, 05 Apr 2009 18:07:22 -0400

window display at kidrobot nyc store in soho.

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kidrobot nyc soho mothership flag

Sun, 05 Apr 2009 18:07:05 -0400

nyc peecol producer and purveyor.

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no kidding, at a party with this poster AND a stripper pole in living room

Sat, 13 Dec 2008 20:33:08 -0500

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wii like to party

Sun, 19 Oct 2008 09:05:54 -0400

dan had a great idea to project the wii on their garage door for the kids to play while the old people at chili, drank some beer and yelled for every car driving through the party.

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water world

Sun, 19 Oct 2008 09:03:18 -0400

this spherical fountain at the riverwalk in naperville is a fav of the kids and photogs.

it's like the britney spears of the river walk.

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in love with my manpit co-pilot, hercules

Tue, 14 Oct 2008 17:08:25 -0400

my new buddy herc has arrived home.

he and his litter mates at the shelter were all happy to see us be this guy showed the most character, composure and intelligence. the kids are in love with him too.

the shelter suspects that they are a doberman/lab mix but could also be coonhound/lab.

we'll find out next week when a genetics blood test comes back next week.

what do you think? for a better idea check out his litter mates in the next photo.

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relational pegs

Sun, 28 Sep 2008 18:25:51 -0400

this is a game of somekind but without directions and too little patience the kids gave up.

pick up a piece and set it down and the lcd screen below it would create a new light path to objects. somehow they were making connections. have to figure it out next time.

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blue mist

Sun, 28 Sep 2008 18:23:41 -0400

much of the mist is not shown in the photo but it was a steady wall with the kids in the middle of it.

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Uncut: Session A for Episode 8

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 12:27:38 -0400

LitC Session A Ep 8 - download
For Episode: 8
Length: 18:50
Size: 12.9 mb
Format: mp3

Betsy wants to move us to Honduras
Roatan to be more specific
Calls up a Roatan realtor
Gringo Schools
Reborning American Girl Dolls
It's a huge hobby
Well, people are sick
I had faith in humanity
I just want the tradewinds blow while I nap in my hammock
It's only another mangrove
Not going to see Barack
I couldn't swing it with the kids
It would happen to me a lot
Betsy RSVP's for the VP speech
Wait in line like the rest of the suckers
Reborning dolls
American girl dolls reborn
They tie placentas to them

Who are we? "We" are Kris Smith and Betsy Smith, no relation, and Croncast was our first podcast. From November 2004 to June of 2008 we created 500 thirty-minute episodes, all freely available at www.croncast.com.

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Uncut: Session B for Episode 7

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 08:36:01 -0400

LitC Session B Ep 7 - download
For Episode: 7
Length: 23:15
Size: 16.0 mb
Format: mp3

Drinking the Warka beer
I have learned about life from it
Kazmierz Polaski, beer mascot
All we've got it KP
Having a holiday for it
What did he do?
I dunno
It's not written on the back of my beer bottle
Pay my descendants lots of money
He liked bunnies and water paiting
He was a nobleman
Owned sweatshops from Usvakia to Dozvakia
Back to the Great American Yard Sale
Mr. Kruger gets a first name, Rudy
How does he get a first name?
That is a serious name, Rudy Kruger
They release us and we rush the gate
I am smashed
Good thing I had two kids and have the padding
Some people got in to the sale early!
Put the shoe on the other foot
What is a blow horn?
Let us go!
15 minutes later we get in
The best stuff was picked through
We got almost nothing
Kruger's Captain

Who are we? "We" are Kris Smith and Betsy Smith, no relation, and Croncast was our first podcast. From November 2004 to June of 2008 we created 500 thirty-minute episodes, all freely available at www.croncast.com.

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car number 4

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 17:26:03 -0400

maggie was set to take this race by storm. granted the cars weren't going to change order but all she wanted to do was win.

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take it easy

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 17:22:48 -0400

they must really mean no hard rolling. i hope so at least.

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kids in tow

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 17:16:22 -0400

she rarely gets a break. why should pool time be any different?

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Uncut: Session C for Episode 6

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 09:29:53 -0400

LitC Session C Ep 6 - download
For Episode: 6
Length: 28:34
Size: 19.6 mb
Format: mp3

Betsy's on Facebook
I'll get more friends than all you people
So come over and friend up
I also signed up for LinkedIn
Yeah, hilarious, LinkedIn is for people jobs
The IT actress
That is perfect for you
Where are all the unemployed people?
Facebook
That's where I need to be
There are people on here that I haven't talk to in years
Not since they told me they had crabs
It would be so much funnier if it wasn't true
How can you start friending old boy friends right away?
I'm not sure most people lived our lives
Not when they were 18-21
I found my neighbor
You are creeping me out
I've done open mic night . . . twice
Throw that at your old neighbor
My running gig where I pay to perform
Like your sex life would be without me
Sure I can do that for you uncle Jeb
Just don't touch me
That would make me gay
Uncomfortable situations in an El Camino
Especially in you hot pants
Fix the vinyl with duct tape
Did you never have vinyl seats
There were classy
Leather seats made from flesh
The two-seater that teens would like
I could have ended up with your dad
Just don't touch me
I'm totally Facebook addicted
It's like a bar for old people
I love it
You should have explained it to you as that
Like a lion in the grass
I don't really use Facebook that much
Counting the crab havers
Your boyfriends were all dirty and gross
Kris, use conditioners
Rest, clean up with Rid
You are there crazy chicks
I know that goatee is going to come rolling up someday
I didn't try to attack any girl
Your mom took it as I was trying to rape somebody
You're a bad wife friending the crab man
If you want to go truck stop to truck stop to find your old flames
Go ahead
My first love needed a body guard
Evidently the rumor of my seedy friends got around
Small town living
Crazy hair and using no conditioner
My mom was so right
Listen here hay head
All my ex'es are hiding
Hey man, what happened to you
That's not what I heard, man
My unsavory friends
I will take a VD case cured with an OTC before 9mm on the table
There's money to be made off of those people
What's the real story?
He said that I was committed for 3 years
Uh, no
Maybe that is why they all run
I was getting my shit together
All my friends, not one, have it together
When you look for friends, it's to see who's alive
He's scary
The guy you end up in the front seat with
Having a bowling alley at their home
That will screw up your kids
They are fucked
The karmic bite in the ass
You watch television
You're cut off, go get a job
That kind of commerce can only get you so far
Time to take a vacation
I don't know how you got in
Right high school and a priest helped me
A priest did you a favor? Don't ever tell anyone that
This isn't working me anymore
I'm going to roll out
Your tomato garden isn't shit
I paid for your robe
He got double helpings at dinner
I was accepted to college during my junior year
So I could blow off my senior year
Never had problems before that
Finding your jewish husband
I bet they have real butter here
This is a nice school
Your mom didn't grow up poor either
Where is that guy now?
Jobless
Take that baby
I'm so lucky to have you
I see some sparks flying
Not jewish, no trust fund
How did I end up with you?
Everybody gets unemployed some times
Tomorrow he'll be on Facebook with you
Somebody is west chicago hates you!
No, you got me almost
It's some guy in Ghana
The expats walking around
Cool to be an expat
I picked a random country
The guy was talking about the kids outside
Playing with a tin can and kicking a dead monkey
OK, uncle Jeb
Not enough monkey in his life
Concern over the international thing
People don't move to the Bahamas for the schools

Who are we? "We" are Kris Smith and Betsy Smith, no relation, and Croncast was our first podcast. From Nov. 2004 to June of 2008 we created 500 thirty-minute episodes, all freely available at www.croncast.com.

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Uncut: Session B for Episode 5

Wed, 06 Aug 2008 09:24:06 -0400

Life in the Can Session B Ep 5 MP3
For Episode: 5
Length: 20:50
Size: 14.3 mb
Format: mp3

Spelling the site domain
Married to a celebrity
The closer you get to celebritydom
The closer you get to dumpsterdom
You "Million Dollar" race hat from the horse track
The swag t-shirt
You dumpster times are gaining
Wearing someone else's pants
My China business will crush
I am so excited for The Great American Yard Sale
It is the time I live for
It's my Super Bowl
On my way to fame and fortune, but I want to camp out at the sale
That makes no sense
The person first in line get's to be in the newspaper
Sure, make sure to wear your spanks
China is heavy and fragile
I can't move quickly with it
You should hire some mercenaries
People that humped through jungles
Maybe get a donkey
Waiting outside a recruiting office
How about one night son?
Whatever kind of weather we'll face it together
One mission, son . . . make me money
I don't need someone who'll take up a lot of my tent
Finding a tic free tent
I won't sleep
You are risking your life
My industry is no different than any other on the planet
Why aren't you working a real job?
Devoting time to this
I just tell people I'm retired
What do you do?
Just try to stay busy
That's what retired people say
I pulled you from the gutter and pushed you into the middle class
I am exhausted
It's a junkapalooza
Does Road Rash Nipples show up for this?
He calls me his friend
I come to Goodwill to look at the people
He comes to talk with his friends
I then run away and do a lap
Working the resale shop
I've got a route that I develop
It's really a system for wealth creation
People with clean cars have disorders
Sweep up the donut bits
They probably don't go to drive-thru's
I need a completely rubberized car
You should make your own car
We'll get you a kit
The Ute from Australia could be for you
I got the car terms for you
It worries me, honestly
For the last few days all I have thought about are cars
You've got a kitty on the driveway making a mess
They're called creepers, baby
I got mad skills
A real mechanic can get on cardboard
Creepers are for bitches
Riding with cardboard is hardcore
I've been dreaming about my relationship to the world
As it pertains to vehicles
Well, you're going to be vehicleless in a few weeks
Is it like your penis?
You should get your leaky penis off the driveway
Ordinances pass just for your family
Living right next to the highway
It made a difference on my relationship with travel
There was a significant impact on my life
My environment was filled with cars
It get's dark in the middle of nowhere
I bet you had a hard time sleeping at sleepovers in the country
I did
The bears and the moose that commonly seen
Looking for the dead body in the tarp
This is scary movie country
No street lights, I get freaked out
Need to light that up
Where are all the people?
They don't have electricity
Do you guys want to see the haunted house?
Hell, yeah
Kids said the same
You should do movie trailer voice overs
Hell, yeah
In a prison before time . . .

Who are we? "We" are Kris Smith and Betsy Smith, no relation, and Croncast was our first podcast. From Nov. 2004 to June of 2008 we created 500 thirty-minute episodes, all freely available at www.croncast.com.

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