garden | Life in the Can Kris Smith and Betsy Smith http://www.lifeinthecan.com This is the keyword feed for garden. Coming together for 3 great shows a week, just like they did for 500 episodes of Croncast (http://croncast.com), Betsy Smith and Kris Smith, no relation, bring you the stay at home comedian and Mr. B at their best to make you laugh like no other podcast. Tighten your abs with funny. en-us Life in the Can 2008 Yes life in the can, comedy, funny, parenting, naperville, suburbs, eBay, goodwill, resale, kris smith, betsy smith, croncast This is the keyword feed for garden. Coming together for 3 great shows a week, just like they did for 500 episodes of Croncast (http://croncast.com), Betsy Smith and Kris Smith, no relation, bring you the stay at home comedian and Mr. B at their best to make you laugh like no other podcast. Tighten your abs with funny. This is the keyword feed for garden. Coming together for 3 great shows a week, just like they did for 500 episodes of Croncast (http://croncast.com), Betsy Smith and Kris Smith, no relation, bring you the stay at home comedian and Mr. B at their best to make you laugh like no other podcast. Tighten your abs with funny. http://www.lifeinthecan.com/images/itunes.jpg garden | Life in the Can http://www.lifeinthecan.com This is the keyword feed for garden. Coming together for 3 great shows a week, just like they did for 500 episodes of Croncast (http://croncast.com), Betsy Smith and Kris Smith, no relation, bring you the stay at home comedian and Mr. B at their best to make you laugh like no other podcast. Tighten your abs with funny. Life in the Can croncast@gmail.com http://www.lifeinthecan.com Life in the Can 1.0 officing at home. in nyc they call this 'garden view' http://www.croncast.com/rssk/2560/officing-at-home-in-nyc-they-call-this-garden-view_view_garden.php Blog officing at home. in nyc they call this 'garden view'



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Tags: betsy garden sky ]]> Sun, 22 Mar 2009 14:22:43 -0400 tag:lifeinthecan.com,2236 no betsy, garden, sky, , about 2 inches piled up while I'm driving. http://www.croncast.com/rssk/2098/about-2-inches-piled-up-while-Im-driving_lob_hose.php Blog about 2 inches piled up while I'm driving.

I'm .4 miles from time of last post. wish my unit was garden hose.
I'd lob it out the window and make yellow snow.



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I'm .4 miles from time of last post. wish my unit was garden hose.
I'd lob it out the window and make yellow snow.



Tags: lob hose window yellow snow ]]> Tue, 16 Dec 2008 18:28:10 -0500 tag:lifeinthecan.com,2098 I'm .4 miles from time of last post. wish my unit was garden hose. I'd lob it out the window and make yellow snow. no lob, hose, window, yellow, snow Uncut: Session C for Episode 6 http://www.croncast.com/rssk/118/Uncut:-Session-C-for-Episode-6_jewish-husband_facebook.php News

Life in the Can 2008-08-04 LitC Session C Ep 6 - download
For Episode: 6
Length: 28:34
Size: 19.6 mb
Format: mp3

Betsy's on Facebook
I'll get more friends than all you people
So come over and friend up
I also signed up for LinkedIn
Yeah, hilarious, LinkedIn is for people jobs
The IT actress
That is perfect for you
Where are all the unemployed people?
Facebook
That's where I need to be
There are people on here that I haven't talk to in years
Not since they told me they had crabs
It would be so much funnier if it wasn't true
How can you start friending old boy friends right away?
I'm not sure most people lived our lives
Not when they were 18-21
I found my neighbor
You are creeping me out
I've done open mic night . . . twice
Throw that at your old neighbor
My running gig where I pay to perform
Like your sex life would be without me
Sure I can do that for you uncle Jeb
Just don't touch me
That would make me gay
Uncomfortable situations in an El Camino
Especially in you hot pants
Fix the vinyl with duct tape
Did you never have vinyl seats
There were classy
Leather seats made from flesh
The two-seater that teens would like
I could have ended up with your dad
Just don't touch me
I'm totally Facebook addicted
It's like a bar for old people
I love it
You should have explained it to you as that
Like a lion in the grass
I don't really use Facebook that much
Counting the crab havers
Your boyfriends were all dirty and gross
Kris, use conditioners
Rest, clean up with Rid
You are there crazy chicks
I know that goatee is going to come rolling up someday
I didn't try to attack any girl
Your mom took it as I was trying to rape somebody
You're a bad wife friending the crab man
If you want to go truck stop to truck stop to find your old flames
Go ahead
My first love needed a body guard
Evidently the rumor of my seedy friends got around
Small town living
Crazy hair and using no conditioner
My mom was so right
Listen here hay head
All my ex'es are hiding
Hey man, what happened to you
That's not what I heard, man
My unsavory friends
I will take a VD case cured with an OTC before 9mm on the table
There's money to be made off of those people
What's the real story?
He said that I was committed for 3 years
Uh, no
Maybe that is why they all run
I was getting my shit together
All my friends, not one, have it together
When you look for friends, it's to see who's alive
He's scary
The guy you end up in the front seat with
Having a bowling alley at their home
That will screw up your kids
They are fucked
The karmic bite in the ass
You watch television
You're cut off, go get a job
That kind of commerce can only get you so far
Time to take a vacation
I don't know how you got in
Right high school and a priest helped me
A priest did you a favor? Don't ever tell anyone that
This isn't working me anymore
I'm going to roll out
Your tomato garden isn't shit
I paid for your robe
He got double helpings at dinner
I was accepted to college during my junior year
So I could blow off my senior year
Never had problems before that
Finding your jewish husband
I bet they have real butter here
This is a nice school
Your mom didn't grow up poor either
Where is that guy now?
Jobless
Take that baby
I'm so lucky to have you
I see some sparks flying
Not jewish, no trust fund
How did I end up with you?
Everybody gets unemployed some times
Tomorrow he'll be on Facebook with you
Somebody is west chicago hates you!
No, you got me almost
It's some guy in Ghana
The expats walking around
Cool to be an expat
I picked a random country
The guy was talking about the kids outside
Playing with a tin can and kicking a dead monkey
OK, uncle Jeb
Not enough monkey in his life
Concern over the international thing
People don't move to the Bahamas for the schools

Who are we? "We" are Kris Smith and Betsy Smith, no relation, and Croncast was our first podcast. From Nov. 2004 to June of 2008 we created 500 thirty-minute episodes, all freely available at www.croncast.com.





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Life in the Can 2008-08-04 LitC Session C Ep 6 - download
For Episode: 6
Length: 28:34
Size: 19.6 mb
Format: mp3

Betsy's on Facebook
I'll get more friends than all you people
So come over and friend up
I also signed up for LinkedIn
Yeah, hilarious, LinkedIn is for people jobs
The IT actress
That is perfect for you
Where are all the unemployed people?
Facebook
That's where I need to be
There are people on here that I haven't talk to in years
Not since they told me they had crabs
It would be so much funnier if it wasn't true
How can you start friending old boy friends right away?
I'm not sure most people lived our lives
Not when they were 18-21
I found my neighbor
You are creeping me out
I've done open mic night . . . twice
Throw that at your old neighbor
My running gig where I pay to perform
Like your sex life would be without me
Sure I can do that for you uncle Jeb
Just don't touch me
That would make me gay
Uncomfortable situations in an El Camino
Especially in you hot pants
Fix the vinyl with duct tape
Did you never have vinyl seats
There were classy
Leather seats made from flesh
The two-seater that teens would like
I could have ended up with your dad
Just don't touch me
I'm totally Facebook addicted
It's like a bar for old people
I love it
You should have explained it to you as that
Like a lion in the grass
I don't really use Facebook that much
Counting the crab havers
Your boyfriends were all dirty and gross
Kris, use conditioners
Rest, clean up with Rid
You are there crazy chicks
I know that goatee is going to come rolling up someday
I didn't try to attack any girl
Your mom took it as I was trying to rape somebody
You're a bad wife friending the crab man
If you want to go truck stop to truck stop to find your old flames
Go ahead
My first love needed a body guard
Evidently the rumor of my seedy friends got around
Small town living
Crazy hair and using no conditioner
My mom was so right
Listen here hay head
All my ex'es are hiding
Hey man, what happened to you
That's not what I heard, man
My unsavory friends
I will take a VD case cured with an OTC before 9mm on the table
There's money to be made off of those people
What's the real story?
He said that I was committed for 3 years
Uh, no
Maybe that is why they all run
I was getting my shit together
All my friends, not one, have it together
When you look for friends, it's to see who's alive
He's scary
The guy you end up in the front seat with
Having a bowling alley at their home
That will screw up your kids
They are fucked
The karmic bite in the ass
You watch television
You're cut off, go get a job
That kind of commerce can only get you so far
Time to take a vacation
I don't know how you got in
Right high school and a priest helped me
A priest did you a favor? Don't ever tell anyone that
This isn't working me anymore
I'm going to roll out
Your tomato garden isn't shit
I paid for your robe
He got double helpings at dinner
I was accepted to college during my junior year
So I could blow off my senior year
Never had problems before that
Finding your jewish husband
I bet they have real butter here
This is a nice school
Your mom didn't grow up poor either
Where is that guy now?
Jobless
Take that baby
I'm so lucky to have you
I see some sparks flying
Not jewish, no trust fund
How did I end up with you?
Everybody gets unemployed some times
Tomorrow he'll be on Facebook with you
Somebody is west chicago hates you!
No, you got me almost
It's some guy in Ghana
The expats walking around
Cool to be an expat
I picked a random country
The guy was talking about the kids outside
Playing with a tin can and kicking a dead monkey
OK, uncle Jeb
Not enough monkey in his life
Concern over the international thing
People don't move to the Bahamas for the schools

Who are we? "We" are Kris Smith and Betsy Smith, no relation, and Croncast was our first podcast. From Nov. 2004 to June of 2008 we created 500 thirty-minute episodes, all freely available at www.croncast.com.





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Tags: jewish husband facebook truck stops linkedin expat ]]> Fri, 15 Aug 2008 09:29:53 -0400 28:34 tag:lifeinthecan.com,118 LitC Session C Ep 6 - download For Episode: 6 Length: 28:34 Size: 19.6 mb Format: mp3 Betsy's on Facebook I'll get more friends than all you people So come over and friend up I also signed up for LinkedIn Yeah, hilarious, LinkedIn is for people jobs The IT actress That is perfect for you Where are all no jewish husband, facebook, truck stops, linkedin, expat elliot didn't get any stitches. but how about some space age metal! http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1718/elliot-didnt-get-any-stitches-but-how-about-some-space-age-metal!_medical_elliot.php Blog elliot didn't get any stitches. but how about some space age metal!

as elliot blazes new medical treatments for the family, we are left with nothing to say, but he was lucky to have caught the gardening hoe on the head. better the top of his dome than an ear or finger finding their way under it.

he was quite upset when it happened, to be expected, but his little friend that was wielding the hoe was crying even harder. i think the blood freaked him out the most as he refused to come into the house.

as a parent, this situation didn't bother betsy or me that much given his past medical history.



Tags: medical elliot hoe harder crying ]]>elliot didn't get any stitches. but how about some space age metal!

as elliot blazes new medical treatments for the family, we are left with nothing to say, but he was lucky to have caught the gardening hoe on the head. better the top of his dome than an ear or finger finding their way under it.

he was quite upset when it happened, to be expected, but his little friend that was wielding the hoe was crying even harder. i think the blood freaked him out the most as he refused to come into the house.

as a parent, this situation didn't bother betsy or me that much given his past medical history.



Tags: medical elliot hoe harder crying ]]> Thu, 08 May 2008 16:43:58 -0400 tag:lifeinthecan.com,1718 as elliot blazes new medical treatments for the family, we are left with nothing to say, but he was lucky to have caught the gardening hoe on the head. better the top of his dome than an ear or finger finding their way under it. he was quite upset when it happened, to be expected, but his little friend that was wielding the hoe was crying even no medical, elliot, hoe, harder, crying