garage | Life in the Can Kris Smith and Betsy Smith http://www.lifeinthecan.com This is the keyword feed for garage. Coming together for 3 great shows a week, just like they did for 500 episodes of Croncast (http://croncast.com), Betsy Smith and Kris Smith, no relation, bring you the stay at home comedian and Mr. B at their best to make you laugh like no other podcast. Tighten your abs with funny. en-us Life in the Can 2008 Yes life in the can, comedy, funny, parenting, naperville, suburbs, eBay, goodwill, resale, kris smith, betsy smith, croncast This is the keyword feed for garage. Coming together for 3 great shows a week, just like they did for 500 episodes of Croncast (http://croncast.com), Betsy Smith and Kris Smith, no relation, bring you the stay at home comedian and Mr. B at their best to make you laugh like no other podcast. Tighten your abs with funny. This is the keyword feed for garage. Coming together for 3 great shows a week, just like they did for 500 episodes of Croncast (http://croncast.com), Betsy Smith and Kris Smith, no relation, bring you the stay at home comedian and Mr. B at their best to make you laugh like no other podcast. Tighten your abs with funny. http://www.lifeinthecan.com/images/itunes.jpg garage | Life in the Can http://www.lifeinthecan.com This is the keyword feed for garage. Coming together for 3 great shows a week, just like they did for 500 episodes of Croncast (http://croncast.com), Betsy Smith and Kris Smith, no relation, bring you the stay at home comedian and Mr. B at their best to make you laugh like no other podcast. Tighten your abs with funny. Life in the Can croncast@gmail.com http://www.lifeinthecan.com Life in the Can 1.0 from manpit to garage for kid watching http://www.croncast.com/rssk/2350/from-manpit-to-garage-for-kid-watching_watching_kid.php Blog from manpit to garage for kid watching



Tags: watching kid garage manpit ]]>from manpit to garage for kid watching



Tags: watching kid garage manpit ]]> Tue, 09 Jun 2009 11:19:52 -0400 tag:lifeinthecan.com,2350 no watching, kid, garage, manpit, peecols in the wild at an artist garage sale http://www.croncast.com/rssk/2326/peecols-in-the-wild-at-an-artist-garage-sale_garage_sale.php Blog peecols in the wild at an artist garage sale

the woman having this sale loaded her garage with all of her own art and jewelry. talented woman but not such a garage sale price scheme. beautiful works. the peecols agreed



Tags: garage sale peecols price such ]]>peecols in the wild at an artist garage sale

the woman having this sale loaded her garage with all of her own art and jewelry. talented woman but not such a garage sale price scheme. beautiful works. the peecols agreed



Tags: garage sale peecols price such ]]> Fri, 29 May 2009 16:45:26 -0400 tag:lifeinthecan.com,2326 the woman having this sale loaded her garage with all of her own art and jewelry. talented woman but not such a garage sale price scheme. beautiful works. the peecols agreed no garage, sale, peecols, price, such wii like to party http://www.croncast.com/rssk/2061/wii-like-to-party_party_wii.php Blog wii like to party

dan had a great idea to project the wii on their garage door for the kids to play while the old people at chili, drank some beer and yelled for every car driving through the party.



Tags: party wii beer drank yelled ]]>wii like to party

dan had a great idea to project the wii on their garage door for the kids to play while the old people at chili, drank some beer and yelled for every car driving through the party.



Tags: party wii beer drank yelled ]]> Sun, 19 Oct 2008 09:05:54 -0400 tag:lifeinthecan.com,2061 dan had a great idea to project the wii on their garage door for the kids to play while the old people at chili, drank some beer and yelled for every car driving through the party. no party, wii, beer, drank, yelled well liked http://www.croncast.com/rssk/111/well-liked_junk_levels.php Blog well liked

in the garage is this neglected painting that betsy can't seem to put in the house or throw out.

it exists in the nether levels of her junk collecting but not far enough out of view.



Tags: junk levels nether collecting far ]]>well liked

in the garage is this neglected painting that betsy can't seem to put in the house or throw out.

it exists in the nether levels of her junk collecting but not far enough out of view.



Tags: junk levels nether collecting far ]]> Sat, 09 Aug 2008 16:38:12 -0400 tag:lifeinthecan.com,111 in the garage is this neglected painting that betsy can't seem to put in the house or throw out. it exists in the nether levels of her junk collecting but not far enough out of view. no junk, levels, nether, collecting, far Uncut: Session C for Episode 2 http://www.croncast.com/rssk/52/Uncut:-Session-C-for-Episode-2_Clermont-Lounge_Atlanta.php News

Life in the Can 2008-07-18 Life in the Can Ep 2 - litc-ses-c-ep-2-2008-07-18.mp3
For Episode: 2
Length: 33:26
Size: 23.0mb
Format: mp3

I'm Kris and she's Betsy
When we last left you
Betsy just vomited on a palmetto bug
As my head hit the pillow
He has the junk gene
The game face too
Prop up something with a cinder block
I woke hungover, well a bit drunk
Nothing stronger than a Marlboro Light to garage sale with
You lack the common sense to be a successful thrifter, Kris
The junk you grew up around
Not valuable to anyone
Did they pick up junk where you lived?
Taking nothing bigger than a bread box
The steel drum was your garbage can?
Sorry, didn't realize you were the Ewings
You lived a donkey kong life
It was like riding a lawn mower with two wheels
The feral cat problem brought ingenuity
Quikrete cat trap
Don't worry about pale and pudgy
You care nothing for your Mikasa garage sale set
I needed salt
Kris, it was disgusting
Nothing wrong with ordering extra ham in my omelet
And then adding a side of ham
Mark suggested ham juice
The meetup was awesome
Very low key, normal folks
You, you, with the eye contact
Catch your own live fish
Go to the bathroom now
Where we are going the bathroom is nasty
You'll have to hover at this joint
Instantly I have to pee
We're going to the Clermont Lounge
What's that?
A strip club
I don't think I am supposed to go with you, Kris
It's a hospitality issue
The Clermont is an Atlanta landmark
Blondy, she can crush beer cans with her tits, she's over 60
Oh, grandma snatch . . . I am so there
And then comes in a grandma
Not Blondy
Kris, I think it is your birthday
No, no, no, no, no
Carol slides her a $20
You looked so uncomfortable
It hurt
She begins her twisted dance of nothingness
All she had was hip slapping and nudity
Get her the denture cream
She starts to walk away
Turns quickly
Puts her leg on table
Other one in my chair
Pulls up her skirt, "Bam, Peach Cobbler"
I've seen it all
Grandma stripper, check

Who are we? "We" are Kris Smith and Betsy Smith, no relation, and Croncast was our first podcast. From Nov. 2004 to June of 2008 we created 500 thirty-minute episodes, all freely available at www.croncast.com.





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Tags: Clermont Lounge Atlanta Peach Cobbler feral cats thrifting ]]>

Life in the Can 2008-07-18 Life in the Can Ep 2 - litc-ses-c-ep-2-2008-07-18.mp3
For Episode: 2
Length: 33:26
Size: 23.0mb
Format: mp3

I'm Kris and she's Betsy
When we last left you
Betsy just vomited on a palmetto bug
As my head hit the pillow
He has the junk gene
The game face too
Prop up something with a cinder block
I woke hungover, well a bit drunk
Nothing stronger than a Marlboro Light to garage sale with
You lack the common sense to be a successful thrifter, Kris
The junk you grew up around
Not valuable to anyone
Did they pick up junk where you lived?
Taking nothing bigger than a bread box
The steel drum was your garbage can?
Sorry, didn't realize you were the Ewings
You lived a donkey kong life
It was like riding a lawn mower with two wheels
The feral cat problem brought ingenuity
Quikrete cat trap
Don't worry about pale and pudgy
You care nothing for your Mikasa garage sale set
I needed salt
Kris, it was disgusting
Nothing wrong with ordering extra ham in my omelet
And then adding a side of ham
Mark suggested ham juice
The meetup was awesome
Very low key, normal folks
You, you, with the eye contact
Catch your own live fish
Go to the bathroom now
Where we are going the bathroom is nasty
You'll have to hover at this joint
Instantly I have to pee
We're going to the Clermont Lounge
What's that?
A strip club
I don't think I am supposed to go with you, Kris
It's a hospitality issue
The Clermont is an Atlanta landmark
Blondy, she can crush beer cans with her tits, she's over 60
Oh, grandma snatch . . . I am so there
And then comes in a grandma
Not Blondy
Kris, I think it is your birthday
No, no, no, no, no
Carol slides her a $20
You looked so uncomfortable
It hurt
She begins her twisted dance of nothingness
All she had was hip slapping and nudity
Get her the denture cream
She starts to walk away
Turns quickly
Puts her leg on table
Other one in my chair
Pulls up her skirt, "Bam, Peach Cobbler"
I've seen it all
Grandma stripper, check

Who are we? "We" are Kris Smith and Betsy Smith, no relation, and Croncast was our first podcast. From Nov. 2004 to June of 2008 we created 500 thirty-minute episodes, all freely available at www.croncast.com.





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Tags: Clermont Lounge Atlanta Peach Cobbler feral cats thrifting ]]> Fri, 18 Jul 2008 09:00:00 -0400 33:26 tag:lifeinthecan.com,52 Life in the Can Ep 2 - litc-ses-c-ep-2-2008-07-18.mp3 For Episode: 2 Length: 33:26 Size: 23.0mb Format: mp3 I'm Kris and she's Betsy When we last left you Betsy just vomited on a palmetto bug As my head hit the pillow He has the junk gene The game face too Prop up something with a cinder block I woke no Clermont Lounge, Atlanta, Peach Cobbler, feral cats, thrifting better days http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1860/better-days_memories_cars.php Blog better days

this project has found its way to my father's clutches. many memories of cars coming in and out of this garage.



Tags: memories cars coming garage clutches ]]>better days

this project has found its way to my father's clutches. many memories of cars coming in and out of this garage.



Tags: memories cars coming garage clutches ]]> Sun, 15 Jun 2008 21:43:47 -0400 tag:lifeinthecan.com,1860 this project has found its way to my father's clutches. many memories of cars coming in and out of this garage. no memories, cars, coming, garage, clutches around the corner http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1855/around-the-corner_bike_corner.php Blog around the corner

this building is around the corner from the second garage that my folks have.

it looks the same as it has my entire youth when i would ride my bike, mini-bike, walk or run uptown to get a soda.



Tags: bike corner walk mini run ]]>around the corner

this building is around the corner from the second garage that my folks have.

it looks the same as it has my entire youth when i would ride my bike, mini-bike, walk or run uptown to get a soda.



Tags: bike corner walk mini run ]]> Sun, 15 Jun 2008 21:26:19 -0400 tag:lifeinthecan.com,1855 this building is around the corner from the second garage that my folks have. it looks the same as it has my entire youth when i would ride my bike, mini-bike, walk or run uptown to get a soda. no bike, corner, walk, mini, run took @resalequeen up on her offer http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1689/took-@resalequeen-up-on-her-offer_placate_helps.php Blog took @resalequeen up on her offer

it's been over a year since i've gone to a garage sale with betsy. sometimes it helps to placate my queen with my bearly presence.



Tags: placate helps queen bearly presence ]]>took @resalequeen up on her offer

it's been over a year since i've gone to a garage sale with betsy. sometimes it helps to placate my queen with my bearly presence.



Tags: placate helps queen bearly presence ]]> Thu, 01 May 2008 18:21:31 -0400 tag:lifeinthecan.com,1689 it's been over a year since i've gone to a garage sale with betsy. sometimes it helps to placate my queen with my bearly presence. no placate, helps, queen, bearly, presence